yakuza - always worth it in the name of fun!

the gang. 9 years of friendship.. and i heard the fraction will tend to one as we age.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

first, don't ask her to be feminine. second, don't let her drink over three glasses, she'll beat someone. at a cafe, drink coffee instead of coke or juice. if she hits you, act like it hurts. if it hurts, act like it doesn't. on your 100th day together, give her a rose during her class, she'll like it a lot. make sure you learn fencing and squash. also, be prepared to go to prison sometimes. if she says she'll kill you, don't take it lightly, you'll feel better. if her feet hurts, exchange shoes with her. finally, she likes to write, encourage her...

guess!