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the gang. 9 years of friendship.. and i heard the fraction will tend to one as we age.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

GSCE 'O' Levels
> >Hokkien Exam Paper
> >
> >
> >Instructions:
> >
> >1. Read the passage carefully
> >
> >2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after
> >reading.
> >
> >3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !
> >
> >
> >
> >Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
> >
> >
> >Question:
> >Singalella why become rich ?
> >
> >
> >
> >Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
> >
> >She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan,
> >so she quite zhia-lat oso.
> >
> >Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
> >
> >Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
> >
> >If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
> >
> >Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
> >
> >CPF poon boh.
> >
> >But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
> >
> >So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."
> >
> >Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her
> >step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu
> >standard."
> >
> >Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
> >
> >Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.
> >
> >That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen
> >and cook Maggi mee.
> >
> >Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?"
> >
> >So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."
> >
> >She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."
> >
> >
> >So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very
> >different.
> >
> >She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.
> >
> >At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.
> >
> >
> >Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
> >
> >Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in.
> >
> >
> >Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
> >
> >"Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai."
> >
> >Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!"
> >
> >Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.
> >
> >But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
> >
> >He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.
> >
> >So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio,
> >zhit-pak ban.
> >
> >So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
> >
> >Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.
> >
> >
> >
> >Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....
> >
> >A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.
> >
> >Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
> >
> >
> >A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.
> >
> >zhia lat
> >
> >
> >E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.
> >
> >leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean
> >
> >
> >F9. Don't understand rating.
> >
> >kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?


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